Teachin' Sasha

Yep!
Enseñar todas aquellas curiosidades de la vida a alguien que no ha tenido infancia es difícil....tan sólo sumar todos los aprendizajes de vuestros primeros 10-12 años y sumarlos en 2 o 3 años.....
neh...hay que tener cuidado con la manera en cómo se explican las cosas, o la pobre chica acabará teniendo dolor de cabeza....además, alguien debería decirle que, para ciertas cosas, no hay explicación...(¿que es Sasha? reptil?mamífero?) Por supuesto, mamífero reptil o´vivíara no existe...

Ovíaro: Pone huevos
Vivíaro: Da a luz
Ovivíaro: pone huevos pero tienen un período de gestación dentro de la barriga de la madre y únicamente se expulsan justo antes de que eclosionen.

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Traduction:
panel 1:
Sasha: Hey Slamu....the ones whose have fur are mammals?
Slamu:...

panel 2:
Slamu: Well....the correct quote will be "the mammals have fur"...but not all of them. The whale or the dolphin have just a bit of fur...

Panel 3:
Sasha: Jab...the dolphin and the whale live in the water, right?
Jab: argh!

Panel 4:
Jab: And the roses are red...what kind of question is that?
Sasha: If the fishes live in the water...why do so the whale if is a mammal?

Panel 5:
Jab: Look Babe, the only biologist of the family is Streex. The only thing i can tell ya is that you´re gonna have a serious pathology if ya continue askin´yourself those things.

Panel 6:
Streex: It´s easy, fish, birds, reptiles and amphibians lay eggs. They-re oviparous. The viviparous, like the mammals, don´t. Even so, some sharks kind are a mix of the two, are oviviparous.

Panel 7:
Sasha: Rip!! I`m a reptilian mammal oviviparous!
Rip: eh......what?

So yeah, try to teach someone the whole learnin' that's supposed to have a child at 10-12 years in just 2 or 3 years it's a lil....difficult, ya know XD
Have to pay attention at the way you try to teach the things...over all 'cause with those different ways of explainin' things Sasha will end with a hard headache!
Over all...someone have to tell Sasha that there are some things wich can't be explained...ya know, what's Sasha? reptil? mammal? XD (and, of corse, a reptilian mammal oviviparous doesn't exist... )

Nah, just a lil comic sketch i`ve been doin´at work those days XD.



Streex, Ripster, Slamu and Jab (c) DIC
Sasha (c) ME